Confessions · of · an · Obsessed · College · Student

Imagine with me, if you will, a stage dressed as if it were a train with a man sitting in a seat. A woman enters.

Judy Garland: Excuse me, do you mind if I sit with you? Every other seat is taken or I should say taken away.
Bobby Darrin: Not at all. (He moves to help her with her bags.) Here, allow me.
Judy: (As they sit) Well, I guess it's up to me to break the ice. Where are you headed?
Bobby: Oh, Kansas City. How about you?
Judy: Me? Oh, I'm going to Oz.
Bobby: Oz? I don't think I've ever been there.
Judy: I go there every so often. This is my first time by train, though. I usually go by house.